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Stand-Up Comedy en Espanol: ESTANDO + MATADORES
Stand-Up Comedy en Español: ESTANDO + MATADORES
Todos los martes en The Creek & The Cave (Austin).
Arrancamos con ESTANDO con Francisco — el open mic más salvaje en español. $5 entrada. Aquí se prueban los nuevos, y si matan, suben al sofá.
El último martes del mes, esos mismos killers regresan en MATADORES — el showcase de comedia en español en Austin. $10 entrada.
Comedia real. En español. Cada martes.
Garantizado que te vas riendo… o cuestionándote tu español.


Hood Therapy Tuesdays
FREE! Every Tuesday at Midnight
Hood Therapy Tuesdays: An Open Mic
Hosted by Xavier Cardona
11:30pm Signup


Off The Cuff
FREE! Every Wednesday at 6pm
Signups at 5:30pm.
Riff Mic! Hosted By Rachel Wolfson.


Girls Gone Wild
GIRLS GONE WILD is a dark humor stand-up comedy show highlighting the boldest women of Austin’s thriving comedy scene. You've been warned.
Looking for a night that’s equal parts unhinged and unforgettable? GIRLS GONE WILD is a monthly stand-up comedy showcase packed with chaotic energy, twisted punchlines, and fearless fun — featuring a mostly female lineup of sharp, savage comics who aren't afraid to take it there.
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls get a showcase.
This sho takes place at The Creek and The Cave, located at 611 E 7th St, Austin, TX 78701. Metered street parking is available nearby, but because it’s downtown Austin, we recommend arriving early or taking a rideshare. Doors open at 7:30 PM, and the show runs until 9:30 PM. Tickets are $15 online and $20 at the door. There’s no official dress code, but we encourage you to show up in whatever makes you feel sexy, unbothered, or a little unhinged.
Hosted by Destiny Lalane @destinylalane — a New York–raised, Austin-based stand-up comedian featured on LMAOF, Roast Battles, Don’t Tell Comedy, and SiriusXM Radio — GIRLS GONE WILD is her signature showcase for bold, unapologetic comedy.
No hacks. Just a good time.


Wild West Wednesdays
FREE! Every Wednesday at Midnight.
Wild West Wednesday
Hosted by Hunter Parker
11:30pm Sign up
20 Comic cap
3 Minute sets


Bear Arms: Open Mic
FREE! Every Thursday at 6pm.
Bear Arms: Open Mic
Hosted by Robert May
Signups at 5:45pm


Lucas Zelnick
LUCAS ZELNICK is a stand-up comedian born, raised, and based in New York City who challenges his cushy upbringing through punch-heavy material. Lucas has been featured on Comedy Central, as a headliner at the Netflix is a Joke Festival and in feature films Regulars and Fade to Black. He has sold over 50,000 tickets on tour and accumulated 1 million followers and 500 million views across social media. For no reason at all, Lucas also holds an MBA from the Stanford Graduate School of Business.


Did I Win?
Did I Win? is a chaotic and unhinged game show where the audience members have the chance to compete in real games for real prizes. Truly the opportunity of a lifetime, being picked for Did I Win? is like being chosen for The Price is Right in the most fun fever dream. Toss your name in the bucket and pray it gets pulled… or bring your friends and toss their name in instead.
$10 online | $15 door
Doors: 7:30pm • Show: 8:00pm
Full bar + food truck available
See clips of what you’re in for on Instagram: @didiwinlive


Word Up! Open mic
FREE! Every Thursday at Midnight
Word Up! Open mic
Hosted by: Jordyn Aguilar


Punchlines & Punishments
Comedians are put through the wringer as they perform their best jokes under terrible circumstances. Everything from hot peppers to shock collars are used to put these comedic angels through hell.


New Joke Saturday Open mic
Come out to watch up and coming comedians and veteran comedians work out some of their newest material!
Every Saturday!
HAPPY HOUR!!!
Hosted by: JT Kelley
Sign up @ 4pm
Mic Starts @ 4:15pm


Circus Fire
Circus Fire Comedy is Austin’s wild late-night show — featuring top comedians, unforgettable characters, and an unpredictable experience. Each lineup is curated with Austin’s best comics, including performers seen on Netflix, Hulu, HBO, Kill Tony, The Comedy Store, Comedy Mothership, and more, with professional headliners often popping in.
Packed with razor-sharp stand-up and unhinged character acts, Circus Fire delivers a high-energy, one-of-a-kind night you won’t find anywhere else.


Writers’ Room
Comedy Accelerator Workshop at Creek & The Cave
Free Weekly Comedy Development Workshop
Every Sunday • Doors at 3:00 • Workshop 3:30–5:00 PMFree workshop dedicated to helping standups and comedy writers transition into full-on pros, develop new material, and get work beyond Austin.
Hosted at Creek and the Cave at 611 E. Seventh, 611 E. Seventh Austin, TX 78701.
Collaborative and friendly space, open to anyone, hosted by Dan French.
What Happens Each Week
3:00 PM — Doors open
Ask specific questions about the comedy industry, get career advice.3:30–5:00 PM — Workshop
Each week features a rotating theme or skill: joke structure, late-night monologue jokes, roasts, brand writing, writing for other comics, punch-up practice, topical jokes, voice, delivery, and more.We usually:
learn or discuss a writing technique or format
do guided writing exercises
get on stage to share material
give and receive supportive feedback and tags
It’s not a mic. It’s not a show.
It’s a development space — collaborative, fun, and fast-moving.
What You’ll Get Out of It
new jokes every week
stronger punchlines and structure
practice writing in different formats
clear insight into the business side of comedyhow to earn money writing jokes
a consistent weekly writing routinea supportive community of comedy-nerds
A working session to map your fastest path to paid work in comedy
Practical direction on what you do best and where it pays (standup, acting, writing, digital)
Comics, writers, storytellers, speakers who want real income, not just stage time
Talent with pieces in place but no clear plan to monetize
Who Teaches It
The workshop is led by Dan French — Emmy-nominated late-night comedy writer, standup comedian, speaker, and ex-professor. His career includes:
staff writer for The Late Late Show, Dennis Miller, and The Best Damn Sports Show Period
writer for George Lopez, Wanda Sykes, and David Letterman
3,000+ standup performances -- clubs, cruises, corporate, etc, etc
Ph.D. in Rhetoric
former professor at UT Austin, Cal State Fullerton, and University of Louisville
Dan brings a rare combination of writing expertise, industry experience, and teaching ability. Connect with Dan on Instagram @comedyaccelerator. You can join the Facebook group and sign up for the newsletter at https://linktr.ee/comedyaccelerator


The Creek and The Cave Open Mic
FREE with RSVP! $5 at door. Every Sunday at 8pm.
Also featuring ALL DAY HAPPY HOUR!
Austin has become home to some of the best rising and veteran comedians in the world. Come see these killers try out their newest material in one of the hottest comedy clubs in the city. Or maybe you’d rather try your hand at comedy yourself, sign up info below.
Sign ups go live via email Monday-Friday, simply send your full name to creekandcaveopenmic@gmail.com. Comedians will be chosen each week and will receive 3-4 minute sets. If you do not make the list, feel free to show up and put your name in the bucket. 4 random names will be chosen from the bucket and those people will receive sets as well.
All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change


Banana Phone
FREE! Every Sunday at 10pm.
An Open Mic where hecklers ring in. Hosted by Kandace Medina.
Late night drink specials!
All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change


The Monday Gamble Mic
FREE! Every Monday at 6pm.
Signups in person.


New Joke Monday
Every Monday at 10pm come see the best comedians in the world try new jokes!
Hosted by the best comedian you’ve never heard of, Sam Hunter!
Last minute plans are some of the best. Free last minute plans are even better. The list of free things to do in Austin felt a little short, so we’ve been steadily adding new weekly shows to our calendar that cost nothing, zilch, nada. Free. The city might be expensive, but the comedy doesn’t have to be.
There aren’t a lot of Austin comedy clubs that have free weekly shows hosting some of the biggest names in stand-up. If you just paid rent and still wanna make date night memorable, swing by The Creek for one of our many free shows.









