All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

FREE! Every Sunday at 6pm.

Signups in person at 5:45pm. Bring your pup (as long as they don't heckle).

FREE with RSVP! $5 at door. Every Sunday at 8pm.

Also featuring ALL DAY HAPPY HOUR!

Austin has become home to some of the best rising and veteran comedians in the world. Come see these killers try out their newest material in one of the hottest comedy clubs in the city. Or maybe you’d rather try your hand at comedy yourself, sign up info below.

Sign ups go live via email Monday-Friday, simply send your full name to creekandcaveopenmic@gmail.com. Comedians will be chosen each week and will receive 3-4 minute sets. If you do not make the list, feel free to show up and put your name in the bucket. 4 random names will be chosen from the bucket and those people will receive sets as well.

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

FREE! Every Sunday at 10pm.

An Open Mic where hecklers ring in. Hosted by Kandace Medina.

Late night drink specials! 

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

FREE! Every Monday at 6pm.

Signups in person.

Monday is a terrible day for people with regular jobs...we hear. Come celebrate the week with HBO's Dave Jay. Dave brings his favorite comics for a showcase you dont want to miss.

Stick around for late night happy hour after the show!

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

Every Monday at 10pm come see the best comedians in the world try new jokes!

Hosted by the best comedian you’ve never heard of, Sam Hunter! 

FREE! Every Monday at Midnight!

New gimmick every monday. Do a gimmick for an extry minute!

2 min set (3 min w/ gimmick)

11:30pm signup, Midnight Start

Hosted by Matt Alvarez

FREE! Every Tuesday at 6pm.

Creek and the Cave presents an evening of laughs with Dunk Tank Comedy Show!

From seasoned pros to up-and-coming talents, every comic takes the plunge into uncharted comedic waters to try out fresh material.

With a fantastic selection of drinks, this show is the perfect spot to unwind after work.

Grab your friends and coworkers to join us for a fun show!

Sign up at 5:45pm.

Capped at 15 

Estando Con Francisco – Noche de Risas en Español

Martes 8 de abril | 10:00 PM

The Creek and The Cave – Austin, TX

Entrada: $5 (cupo muy limitado)

¡Ven a reírte a carcajadas!

Trae tu cita, ven solo, o conoce gente nueva — esta es la noche para gozar.

• Monólogo explosivo con Francisco

• Comediantes suben a probar su talento

• Couch session sin filtros

• Showcase final con los más duros

Risas, sorpresas y buena vibra… todo en español.

NO todos entran. NO todos regresan.

Compra tu entrada YA antes de que se agoten!

FREE! Every Tuesday at Midnight

Hood Therapy Tuesdays: An Open Mic

Hosted by Xavier Cardona

11:30pm Signup

FREE! Every Wednesday @ 6pm

Word Up! Open mic

Hosted by: Jordyn Aguilar

Starts 6:15

3 minute sets

Hosted by: Jordyn Aguilar

A LATE NIGHT TYPE COMEDY SHOW 

Lukas McCrary hosts a new late night type show taped in front of a live audience (you!). Truly a comedy experience you have not seen before. A daring, unkempt, extravagant, irrational, remarkable, futile, absolute show.

$10 online | $15 door
Doors: 30 min before show start

Venue: The Creek and The Cave - 611 E 7th St, Austin, TX 78701
Seating is first come first serve. Drinks and food available inside. 
Come get your fill!

Watch full episodes at youtube.com/@lukasmccrary
All of our upcoming shows can be found at lukasmccrary.com 

*refunds will not be accepted unless show is canceled or postponed to another date.
ABSOLUTE SHOW is a weekly show, and each show features a fresh line-up of hilarious talent.

Brent Weinbach is a recipient of the Andy Kaufman Award, which recognizes innovation in stand-up comedy.  He is also responsible for various internet video sensations such as Gangster Party Line, Mind Jack, Man Gives Birth, and Ultimate Drumming Technique, as well as the cult web series, Pound House.  Brent has appeared on Conan, Lopez Tonight, Comedy Central (The Meltdown, @midnight, Corporate, Kroll Show, Another Period), Cartoon Network (Adventure Time, Clarence), IFC (Comedy Bang! Bang!, Garfunkel and Oates), ABC, and Adult Swim, and also toured with the Comedians of Comedy.  He plays the role of Brent on the TBS show The Dress Up Gang and his stand-up special "Appealing to the Mainstream" is on Amazon Prime.

Pros square off versus amateurs to crown the king of Austin Comedy, chosen by you.

Booked touring professionals and local favorites battle amateurs (by random bucket pull)
for the throne—and a cash prize.

Will a pro reign supreme or will a young usurper snatch the crown? Stay tuned with a new winner chosen every 2 weeks and seasonal champion battles. 

FREE! Every Wednesday at Midnight.

Wild West Wednesday 

Hosted by Hunter Parker 

11:30pm Sign up

20 Comic cap

3 Minute sets

FREE! Every Thursday at Midnight.

Hammer out your new sh*t!

Signups in person.

FREE! Every Thursday at 6pm.

Bear Arms: Open Mic

Hosted by Robert May

Signups at 5:45pm 

MISS COMEDY UNIVERSE: A Pageant Like No Other

A night of glamour, talent, and unstoppable laughter! Miss Comedy Universe brings together a cast of comedians, each representing a "nation," to compete for the most prestigious (and hilarious) title in the world.

Expect dazzling entrances, outrageous talents, and interviews that defy logic— Who will rise to the occasion, and who will trip over their own gown? The audience decides!

Date: Thursday, February 20th 8pm
Location: The Creek and The Cave
Tickets: $20 advance | $25 door

Join us for an evening of elegance, absurdity, and unforgettable comedy. One comedian will take the crown—but everyone will leave laughing.

Creek Featured is a chance to see our favorite comics doing feature length sets.

Each show is a different line up of comics that we think should be featured.

VENUE POLICY

-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is first come, first served. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show! VIP tickets will guarantee you a seating assignment within the first two rows. 

-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.

-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.

-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change

Main Course features a secret lineup of the best comedians in Texas at the iconic Creek and Cave Comedy Club. Our comics have been featured on HBO, SNL, Adult Swim, KT, JRE, and Netflix. This is gonna be a fun one.

Joey Z and Hot Dad coheadline an evening of surreal/musical comedy! Outside at The Creek and The Cave 05/17 8pm $10adv/$15dos 

Hot Dad is a comedian and musician (frequently both) who resides in Austin, TX, but spends much of his time online as a YouTuber and Twitch streamer. His music has been featured on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Hamilton's Pharmacopeia (Vice TV), and in the viral fan-made reanimated collaboration, Shrek Retold. Since launching his online career in 2014, his strange and often surreal emotional comedy music has been experienced by millions across the web. He also has never had a sense of smell.

Hot Dad is currently performing an exciting (potentially) and brand new-ish sampler-based solo performance including comedy, music, sound FX, and more.* Experimental. Unusual. Funny? These are all words that describe his Very Cool™ and Extremely Epic® comedy set. Are any of them true? You be the judge!

*More is not guaranteed.

Joey Z is an avant-garde comedian/entertainer based in Austin TX. His act contains various elements of stand up comedy, story telling, songs, visuals, mime, and other performance art. He’s also the host of the touring variety event Glow Show which was called “a definite must see” by the Austin Chronicle and nominated for best comedy show in Austin ‘22 & ‘23 via the Austin Chronicle. Joey’s live act has been described as Adam Sandler or Steve Martin having a bad acid trip, or if Marc Rebelliet was a noise musician. But Joey likes to call his genre “sound clown”. Joey has been performing for over a decade at places such as the Lincoln Calling Music Festival, SXSW, Moontower Comedy Festival (4X) and a comedy set for Luck Reunion during the High Holidays. In early 2025 Joey signed with Personal Space Booking out of Chicago and on March 28th 2025 self released an audio version of his old one man show TRIP SITTER which is essentially an homage to his old psychedelic party self. Joey has shared the stage with such acts as Danny Brown, Reggie Watts, and Wolves of Glendale. 

Featuring AVERY MOORE (Moontower Comedy Fest, Voted Best comedian in Austin via Austin Chronicle 2018 and 2024)

Hosted by Garrett Buss (Daddy Strong Legs, Exploraphoria)

05/17 8pm $10/$15 OUTSIDE at The Creek and The Cave

Got a secret? A burning question? Need some unfiltered advice? This
is the show where you can get it all off your chest 100% anonymously!
Welcome to Good Session- Comedy with a side of therapy.
Life’s tough—we get it. And sometimes, the only thing better than
laughing about it is laughing with others who totally get it too.
Hosted by the hilarious Brent Gill and a panel of three comedians,
this show is part therapy, part comedy, and all about real talk with
big laughs. Share what’s on your mind, then sit back, and watch the
comedians dive in headfirst (or sideways!) to give their hilarious take.
This is the show you didn’t know you needed—and guaranteed to be
way more fun than therapy!

Submit your questions here (along with the day you're attending the show) for a better chance to get them answered! https://forms.gle/TSyKAaJeKHhx1vuy8

Author and internet troublemaker Michael Malice brings his podcast LIVE before a studio audience. Come watch him in conversation with America's favorite shaman Jake Angeli.

The Game Show of Hilariously Bad Opinions, Feud!, returns! Feud! Is a game show were Comedians will compete to see who can present a truly awful opinion the funniest! Comedians will compete for the Approval of the Audience and the winner will ascend to Ultimate glory, while the loser shall be shamed by everyone in the room and online.

The Naughty Little Cabaret is Austin‘s newest burlesque show of its kind. This bold, high-voltage variety show fuses classic glamour with unbrideled  masculinity.

Rob Racine invites his audience into a decadent world where sensuality is celebrated in every form. His cast is stacked with magnetic men and gender-bending performers guaranteed to make your heart race. With guest entertainers serving high femme fatal; Rob ensures that “Naughty” packs a little special something for everyone!

Those who dare to dive into his world  can expect sizzling spectacle striptease, circus acts, drag entertainers, fire performers, aeriel artists and live singers; all served with a mischievous twist.

The Forge is a stand up comedy showcase featuring comics you need to know. Watch working comedians from Austin, Texas as well as nationally touring headliners as they hammer out their grit and steel. Live every 1st & 3rd Wednesday at 10pm at the legendary Creek and the Cave comedy club. Presented by jokesmiths Cody Miears and Roderick McDaniel.

All shows 21+, lineups subject to change

Bridget Phetasy and Arielle Isaac Norman host a comedy night that’s part stand-up, part live AMA. They bring in local comedians, some well-known names, and the occasional surprise guest to test fresh material before they bravely (or foolishly) open the floor to audience questions.

It’s a mix of planned laughs and off-the-cuff moments that keep it unpredictable. 

Picture a crowd sipping blueberry basil lemonade and vodka, tossing out quirky, personal curveballs like: "What’s the strangest dream you’ve had lately?" or "If your fridge could talk, what would it call you out on?" Sometimes it’s, "What’s the weirdest thing you’ve googled at 3 a.m. after a gig?"

Bassem is coming to Austin to work on brand new untested material and would like to request your lovely company as he completely mess it up . Come with your friends and your very low expectations and watch the painful process of writing and performing live comedy. Hey the tickets are cheap so why not? 

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

Join hosts Colton Dowling and Dylan Carlino for a night of comedy and chaos for the Some of This is Bad Podcast Live Show!

Some live podcasts shows are two people sitting in chairs and chatting. This is not that. Our live show is interactive, games, dating, chaos, and more chaos. Come get messy.

Tickets are FREE online, $20 at the door!

All shows 21+

Jimmy Pardo, known as “The Fastest Mind in Comedy,” is a seasoned stand-up comedian and host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. 

Jimmy has made over one hundred television appearances, including seminal shows like The Tonight Show, Conan, and The Late Late Show. 

A lifelong dream of hosting a radio show similar to the ones he grew up listening to in Chicago is the inspiration behind his success as host of his long-running podcast Never Not Funny, as well as hosting TV shows such as Science Channel’s critically acclaimed Race To Escape, National Lampoons Funny Money on Game Show Network, five seasons of AMC’s Movies At Our House and episodes of NBC’s Late Friday, VH1’s The Surreal Life & The Playboy Morning Show.

Pardo’s love of music (he has attended close to 500 rock concerts) and many years in the music business are useful for his web series Jimmy’s Records & Tapes, currently in its fourth season on YouTube.

Renowned for his quick-witted improvisation style, Pardo uses his material as a jumping-off point for his act, with the ultimate goal of having a conversation with the audience. This makes his performances a whirlwind of crowd work, top-of-mind references, stories, and asides, with each show being a one-of-a-kind, inimitable experience.

His three comedy albums, UNO, Pompous Clown & Sprezzatura, have all topped the comedy album chart and many critic’s best of lists.

He can be seen entertaining crowds across the country when not hosting the Never Not Funny podcast & Jimmy’s Records & Tapes from the cozy confines of his Sherman Oaks studio.

WHAT THEY ARE SAYING ABOUT JIMMY PARDO

“What I love about Jimmy is that he lives by his wits – his mind is so quick and facile that he gets the audience laughing, but they’re listening as well.”

 – CONAN O’BRIEN

“Jimmy may be the funniest man adverse to jokes. He doesn’t write them; he rarely tells them. And that translates as hilarious to the audience. Call him the crowd whisperer.”

 – LA TIMES

“The funniest host in podcasting.” 

-ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

It’s clear Pardo’s one small step ahead of the audience, one giant leap beyond the comedy industry as a whole.”

 – LA WEEKLY

“Pardo has the ability to do crowd-work like no other comedian today that I am aware of – a quality that echos and even rivals that of Don Rickles.” 

– POPSTRIKE.COM

“Onstage, Pardo is as free-form as Ross Noble, as biting as Greg Proops, and as formal as Johnny Carson. Perhaps the best comparison, if one can truly be made, is to Groucho Marx, encapsulating all the manic energy and just a hint of the irreverence that made Groucho a legend.”

– OTWO MAGAZINE (Ireland)

“Never Not Funny was one of the first, and it remains one of the best.”

 – THE AV CLUB

“The undisputed king of onstage riffing and crowd-work

 – NERDIST NEWS

Nore Davis is a stand-up comedian and actor whose work challenges societal norms with vulnerability, wit, and fearless storytelling. Known for his sharp humor and dynamic stage presence, Nore has released several critically acclaimed comedy albums and has performed on renowned stages across the country. His stand-up explores themes of healing, identity, and generational trauma while connecting deeply with audiences through laughter and truth. Nore has specials on both Comedy Central and Amazon and is a familiar face on several comedy fan favorite TV series including NBC’s The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, TBS’ Conan, HBO’s 2 Dope Queens, and Comedy Central’s This Week At The Cellar. He also appeared on HBO’s hit shows Boardwalk Empire and Succession and recurred in season 3 of Dickinson for Apple.

For The Culture is a Stand-Up Comedy Show that showcases minority talent both locally and nationally. Also we play a game of “Black Trivia” for audience members to participate in and the winner gets a brown paper bag special from the host A.D Hodge. We look forward to seeing you there #RollWithMe

Damien Lemon is a comedian, writer, and actor. Damien was host of TruTV’s Comedy Knockout, a long-time cast member and writer for various MTV2 shows, including Guy Code, Hip-Hop Squares, and Uncommon Sense. 

Damien has also appeared on Comedy Central’s The Half-Hour, Broad City, HBO’s Crashing, and The Night Of. His film credits include The Amazing Spider-Man, The Comedian, Furlough, Secrets, and more. He is currently the co-host of the weekly podcast In the Conversation

Dru Montana, Na’im Ali & Rob Crews (as seen on MSSP, LOS, Tuesday w/ Stories) are coming to the Creek and the Cave — and they’re bringing some of their funniest friends, who just happen to be some of your favorite comedians too. It’s about to be a stacked night of heavy hitters!

Hollywood big shot Johnny Gash has gathered his funniest (less famous) friends together for an absolute banger of a New Year’s Day comedy show! STAND UP! BITS! GASH! What more could you want?

KC is the newest Weekend Update writer on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. She previously was a staff writer on Comedy Central’s TOONING OUT THE NEWS and was selected as a Just For Laughs 2022 New Face in Montreal this past summer. KC has also performed at Just For Laughs Moontower, and alongside comedians Neal Brennan, Nate Bargatze and Dave Attell amongst others. KC was named the Best Up-and-Coming Comedian in Nashville by the Nashville Scene Magazine and was a semifinalist for STAND UP NBC. She has also written for and performed on Kevin Hart’s LOL Network. 

Hit List Comedy Show brings Texas’ most wanted standup comedians to Austin’s premiere stage, The Creek and The Cave. Our comics have been featured on HBO, Netflix, SNL, KT, and JRE.

PS - you never know who will be a surprise guest.

Author and internet troublemaker Michael Malice brings his podcast LIVE before a studio audience. Come watch him in conversation with fellow little person, comedian Dave Landau.

The Game Show of Hilariously Bad Opinions, Feud!, returns! Feud! Is a game show were Comedians will compete to see who can present a truly awful opinion the funniest! Comedians will compete for the Approval of the Audience and the winner will ascend to Ultimate glory, while the loser shall be shamed by everyone in the room and online.

T.J. MILLER is a comedian. He has been diligently working to make people laugh for over two and a half years because life is tragic and the best thing he can do is make you giggle and perhaps pee. He is famous in Norway. A skilled improviser, no show is ever the same. Let me repeat that- no show you ever see will be the same. Dare you? See them all? His hour-long comedy specials DEAR JONAH (YouTube), METICULOUSLY RIDICULOUS (HBO) and NO REAL REASON (Comedy Central) are available to stream now wherever streaming is streamed. His forthcoming special THE PHILOSOPHY CIRCUS showcases his talents as a clown, a juggler, and terrible ventriloquist. Is he a musician? No. However, he has two music albums, THE EXTENDED PLAY E.P., a hip-hop/pop/folk music E.P. with 41 tracks, and THE EXTENDED PLAY E.P.: THE ILLEGAL ART REMIXTAPE- available wherever fake music is listened to.

Miller’s voice stars as Gene in the EMOJI MOVIE and Fred in Disney’s Academy Award-winning BIG HERO 6. He voiced Tuffnut in the Oscar-nominated HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON and HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2. He played Auggie in the first R-rated stop-motion film HELL AND BACK, and Prancer in ICE AGE: A MAMMOTH CHRISTMAS. A reindeer!

On television, he voiced Robbie from GRAVITY FALLS, Tuffnut in DRAGONS: RIDERS OF BERK, Randy in F IS FOR FAMILY and a volcano in FAMILY GUY. Don’t forget GORBURGER, a show so strange you’ll just have to google it. And that’s his voice.

You may recognize his non-animated face and body from DEADPOOL 1 & 2, the highest-grossing R-rated films of all time, forever, 2014’s surprise indie hit TRANSFORMERS 4: AGE OF EXTINCTION, Mike Judge’s HBO series SILICON VALLEY (Critics’ Choice Award for Best Supporting Actor), THOSE WHO CAN’T, GARFUNKEL AND OATS, HAPPY ENDINGS, appearances on KIMMEL, FERGUSON, COLBERT and CONAN, or briefly on THE GOODWIN GAMES (canceled after 7 episodes) or CARPOOLERS (13 episodes). He was on CHELSEA LATELY quite a bit and even guest hosted for Chelsea. A ‘regular’ some might call him. Who those people are he’ll never know.

He wrote, produced and starred in the Sundance accepted shorts SUCCESSFUL ALCOHOLICS and I’M HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME KILLING MY PARENTS. Neither won awards. T.J. has been in over 25 major studio films- CLOVERFIELD, SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE, Mike Judge’s EXTRACT, SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD, ROCK OF AGES, GULLIVER’S TRAVELS, OUR IDIOT BROTHER, YOGI BEAR 3D (for which he gave himself a Critic’s Choice Award for Best Supporting Character in a Talking Bear Comedy), UNSTOPPABLE, GET HIM TO THE GREEK, SEARCH PARTY, THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD, and finally his good friend Jay Baruchel’s GOON: LAST OF THE ENFORCERS.

Most recently, T.J. was the star of OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, opposite Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston, i-R0ck in READY PLAYER ONE directed by Steven Spielberg, UNDERWATER opposite Kristen Stewart; a sci-fi disaster thriller- the perfect full circle return to his roots in CLOVERFIELD, and finally THE STAND-IN opposite Drew Barrymore, an official selection for the TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL, canceled due to the pandemic and 2020 generally being a fuckstick of a year.

He resides in Manhattan, NY, and Hollywood, California. He was born in Denver. He died in 2010 of an AVM. He is first and foremost, a comedian. His standup is “Smooth Like Fire, Hip Like Lincoln.” He will work until his death to make you happy. He loves you. He is a gentle giant, and would like you to see a live show. It’s better that way.

Link to DEAR JONAH (Full Comedy Special) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNoD1oX2iYI

More than 15 comics will be performing in hopes of getting passed at The Creek and The Cave. These comics are hand picked by staff members to showcase in front of Rebecca The Booker. I’m betting a lot of comics are wishing they’d tipped better.

$5 Tickets / 5 Minute Sets / 15 Comics

Moshe Kasher is an Emmy award winning host and the two-time bestselling author of "Kasher in
the Rye: The True Tale of a White Boy from Oakland Who Became a Drug Addict, Criminal,
Mental Patient, and Then Turned 16." And Subculture Vulture: A Memoir in Six scenes. He has
filmed two specials for Netflix, "The Honeymoon Stand Up Special" and "Live in
Oakland" and hosted his own talk show on Comedy Central "Problematic.'
He co-hosts the hit podcast, The Endless Honeymoon" with his wife, Natasha Leggero.
He has appeared on Curb Your Enthusiasm, After Midnight, Another Period, Shameless, The
Good Place, Brooklyn 99, Drunk History and more.
A versed writer, Kasher has written for several films, series and specials including,
HBO's “Betty”, “Little America”, "Zoolander 2," "Another Period," and the "Comedy Central
Roasts”.

Derek Humphrey is an urban hick with an uncanny wit. Born in a single wide trailer in Detroit, Derek has been a high school dropout, laborer, hotelier and veteran of the US Navy. War and hospitality were not painful enough so he entered show business. Derek is now a New York City based comic and actor.  As a comic, Derek recently released his first special and album "Late Bloomer" which reached #1 in the world on iTunes. Derek has been featured on "Nateland Presents", in the New York Comedy Festival, The Boston Comedy Festival, Skankfest and was named one of "New York's Funniest" by TBS. His acting work has been featured in the award winning play "Race: The Play: The Movie" with campaigns for Gillette and appearances on Fox, MTV and ABC. You can follow Derek on Venmo at @humpderek

 

Ed Bassmaster & Tony D Comedy Tour 

Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt with Ed Bassmaster and Tony Dabas, two comedic powerhouses bringing their unique talents to the stage!

Ed Bassmaster is a YouTube sensation with over 2.8 million subscribers who can’t get enough of his laugh-out-loud sketches and unforgettable characters. Whether he’s playing the awkward “Mumbles” or the hilariously clueless “Teste,” Ed’s knack for creating hilarity out of everyday situations has made him a viral sensation and a household name in comedy.

Tony Dabas, hailing from Staten Island, is a rising star in the New York City standup scene. Known for his quick wit and relatable humor, Tony has also made a name for himself in the world of social media, collaborating with influencers on TikTok and Instagram to create hilarious characters and viral sketches. His ability to connect with audiences both online and on stage makes him one to watch in the comedy world.

Together, Ed and Tony are a dynamic duo guaranteed to deliver an unforgettable night of comedy, combining Ed’s legendary characters with Tony’s sharp standup and creative sketches. Don’t miss it!

The Game Show of Hilariously Bad Opinions, Feud!, returns! Feud! Is a game show were Comedians will compete to see who can present a truly awful opinion the funniest! Comedians will compete for the Approval of the Audience and the winner will ascend to Ultimate glory, while the loser shall be shamed by everyone in the room and online.

Mike Cannon is a New York City-based comedian, podcaster, writer, and actor. He has headlined at some of the world's most iconic venues - including a sold-out performance at Gramercy Theatre in his hometown of NYC - and worked as a contributing producer, writer and panelist for Vice TV's Super Maximum Retro Show hosted by Chris Distefano in 2023. Mike released his latest, much anticipated special, Chris Distefano Presents Mike Cannon: Traumatized Animal, in September of 2024. In 2022, Mike released two independently-produced hour specials on Youtube - Mike Cannon's Huge Mistake, a crowd work special on edibles, and White Privilege Homeless - both of which received wide praise from fans, comedians, and cntics alike.

His debut comedy special, Life Begins, was released on YouTube in January 2020 and earned a spot on Laugh Button's Top 35 Comedy Specials of 2020. The album version of Life Begins was released in February 2020 by 800 Pound Gorilla Records and was recognized as one of Interrobang's Top 11 Albums of 2020 as well as one of Sirius/XM Raw Dog Radio's Top 10 Comedy Albums of 2020. Mike's first comedy album, / Think it Just Kicked In, debuted at #1 on the iTunes comedy charts and has over 5 million streams. Outside of stand-up, Mike has made a name for himself in both acting and writing.

He eared critical acclaim for his performance as lead character Mike in the feature film Timing, available on Amazon Prime, and he can be seen on the popular series Friday Night Pints and Answer The Internet (Barstool Sports), Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano and The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore (Comedy Central), and Double Cross with Blake Griffin, Greatest Ever, and Top Funniest (TruTV). Additional appearances include Failosophy and Money From Strangers (MTV), Red Eye (Fox), and MSG's The Bracket. He was a contributing writer and performer on MTV2's Guy Code, co-host of Cosmopolitan magazine's Sexy vs Skanky, and a featured performer on VH1's Why Am / Still Single?

Mike currently hosts three digital series, Heads Up with Mike Cannon, Mike Takes Edibles, and, most recently, Existential Dad. He co-hosted Here's the Scenano podcast with Mike Feeney and Brendan Sagalow and hosted Irish Goodbye Podcast and the popular weekly web series The Weed News with Mike Cannon. Mike is a regular guest on Sirius/M Radio, including recurring features on The Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show, KFC Radio, Barstool Radio, Barstool Breakfast, and The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder and Bennington.

When he's not on his nationwide tour, he plays all the major New York City clubs, including the Comedy Cellar and New York Comedy Club. It makes no difference to him whether he's performing in a club, bar, casino, elevator (done that twice), parking lot, rooftop, on a fake beach in front of a freight train, or in technically-legal underground speakeasies; comedy is his life. Mike is dedicated to making the majority of you laugh and the rest of you confused, yet oddly satiated.

Zoltan Kaszas is a Hungarian-born, award-winning stand-up comedian known for his sharp,

observational humor. Kaszas, who The Atlantic called a “breakout star,” has been featured on

several SiriusXM comedy channels, Laughs on Fox, Netflix Is a Joke, Scotland’s Fringe Festival and

headlines comedy clubs and theaters across the country. It was his riff on why cats are better than dogs

that brought viral fame, racking up over 68 million views with The Guardian’s (UK) calling it one of the

“ten funniest things I’ve seen on the Internet.” Kaszas has two Dry Bar standup specials and three

independent standup specials on YouTube: Modern Male, White Lies and his most recent, Honorary

Jones. His ability to take relatable experiences and turn them into hilarious stories has earned him both

critical acclaim and a loyal following.

This show will be hosted by Kylie Troop and will feature Bob Hansen!

Kate Berlant is an Emmy nominated comedian, actress and writer. She recently concluded
her fourth sold-out run of KATE, her one-woman o:-Broadway play directed by Bo
Burnham, to a rapturous response. Her comedy special Cinnamon in the Wind (directed by
Bo Burnham) is now streaming on Hulu. In addition, her A24/Peacock sketch comedy
special Would It Kill You to Laugh?, created with her collaborator John Early, was nominated
for both a Critic’s Choice and Primetime Emmy award. Kate’s film credits include Kristo:er
Borgli’s Dream Scenario, Olivia Wilde’s Don’t Worry Darling, Quentin Tarantino’s Once
Upon a Time in Hollywood, and Boots Riley’s Sorry to Bother You. She can be seen on the
Amazon series A League of Their Own, starring alongside Abbi Jacobsen and Nick
O:erman; her additional television credits include Search Party, The Other
Two, Transparent, Fantasmas, and I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, as well as
her celebrated episode of Netflix’s The Characters. She was named a Just for Laughs "New
Face of Comedy" and a Variety "Ten to Watch.”

Vanessa Gonzalez was named one of "Variety’s Top 10 Comics to Watch” in 2022 and “Best Stand Up Comic in Austin” by the Austin Chronicle in 2017, 2022 & 2023. She's been featured on; TruTV’s “Laff Mobb’s Laff Tracks,” “Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents,” “A Little Late with Lilly Singh” and "Jimmy Kimmel Live." You can currently catch her on “Entre Nos: Spot On" and "Comedy Chingonas” on HBO MAX, “This Joka” on the Roku Channel and "Verified Stand-Up" on Netflix. Check out Vanessa's comedy album, "My Birthday's Tomorrow."

Wrestling’s finest storyteller is back with his first one-man-show tour in three years. Mick has assembled a brand new show featuring stories from throughout his legendary career - and each show concludes with a 45 minute Q&A. Featuring Mick’s trademark blend of warmth and wildness, wit and wisdom, this show is sure to be a hit for the legion of Foley fans out there. LIMITED NUMBER OF USA DATES - so make sure to get yours now!

Steph Tolev caught fire on the “BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL” Netflix Special, that was taped as a part of the Netflix is a Joke Festival. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her one of Toronto’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph will appear in the upcoming feature DRUGSTORE JUNE, as well as OLD DADS starring Bill Burr, Bobby Cannavale, and Bokeem Woodbine. She has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE, and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well-received at festivals all over the world, she can be seen performing all around LA, including The Comedy Store where she is a paid regular, and headlines clubs across the country.

After beginning his career in his home country of Ireland, Colum Tyrrell moved to New
York City and quickly became one of the fastest rising comics in the scene. He is a
regular at The Comedy Cellar, The Stand Comedy Club and Stand Up New York. A
staple in the New York Comedy Podcast scene he can be heard on The Legion of
Skanks, You Know What Dude, Are You Garbage? and Matt and Shane's Secret
Podcast. He launched The Colum Tyrrell Podcast in 2022 which is growing to be one of
the more popular shows in New York and he recently made his television debut on The
Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Catch him now before he blows up and becomes a
household name.

 Jason Rouse’s “Nightmare Before Christmas Comedy Special”—a twisted, no-holds-barred holiday event featuring some of his favorite funny comedians, all delivering their most outrageous Christmas-themed material.

LUCAS ZELNICK is a stand-up comedian born, raised, and based in New York City who challenges his cushy upbringing through punch-heavy material. Lucas has been featured on Comedy Central, as a headliner at the Netflix is a Joke Festival and in feature films Regulars and Fade to Black. He has sold over 50,000 tickets on tour and accumulated 1 million followers and 500 million views across social media. For no reason at all, Lucas also holds an MBA from the Stanford Graduate School of Business.